September 26, 2008

My Life Decisions

Poor Decisions I Have Made in my Life

  • Having sex with that insane chick
  • Letting that stripper kiss me thus resulting in herpes (at Sigma Nu)
  • Challenging Mahov to Solider of Fortune when he visited freshman year

Good Decisions I Have Made in my Life

  • NOT becoming a priest
  • NOT writing a letter of apologies to ND asking to be allowed back
  • Buying a Plasma TV
  • Moving in with Roth and Doost

Highlights from last night….

  • Got drunk on beer and Sparks while watching new episodes of The Office and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (great show you need to watch)
  • Walked/stumbled to Mickey’s Bar (that smelled like urine inside) for karaoke night
  • Sang “Sir Psycho Sexy” and “Tribute”
  • Talked to Homeless Tim from Cleveland outside the bar and instead of giving him change for “Taco Bell” giving him a cigarette and walking back inside
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