September 2008
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My Life Decisions
Poor Decisions I Have Made in my Life Having sex with that insane chick Letting that stripper kiss me thus resulting in herpes (at Sigma Nu) Challenging Mahov to Solider of Fortune when he visited freshman year Good Decisions I Have Made in my Life NOT becoming a priest NOT writing a letter of apologies to ND asking to be allowed back Buying a Plasma TV Moving in with Roth and Doost ...
Sep 26th
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Encounters with the Authorities: # 1 (Reason Why I...
It was a beautiful October weekend in late 2004, the leaves were turning, co-eds were moaning, and frat guys were high-fiving.  I was making plans to visit my best friend from home (we will call him Fatt Chopper) who was a sophomore at Notre Dame.  Being a poor college student without a car, I borrowed a vehicle (red two-door Honda Civic to be exact) from fellow pledge brother/blogger, Berkman. ...
Sep 4th
Hot Sexy Things Chicks Should Know About Dudes
We do not like our nipples being played with or touched and this is not arousing or pleasing to us in the least bit…..period. We do like playing with or touching your nipples and we find that very arousing…period. When you are teasing us on a beeg and think we like it or that it’s “hot foreplay”, this is 100% not true.  We are not playing hard to get…we want...
Sep 4th